Hellooooooo Internets!

Ah, the first post. Man, they'll let anyone write stuff on the internet, won't they? Thanks for inviting me to blog, internet. I figure, I've got vast experience reading blogs, surely this qualifies me to actually write one. This will be a place where, in 20 years, our children can hopefully look back and view, in excrutiating detail, the chronicles of their formative years.